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As a Canadian, I like to laugh at the ridiculousness of Canadian stereotypes. Then shit like this happens.

Boy do i have a story. My friend dennis is from Germany, now he thought native people were extinct and that i was the last of my kind, he freaked out when he saw an eagle and he ate really bad berries. One day at school we were just hanging out. I run off into the back fields of our school to look for strawberries. Dennis comes and looks for me and he finds me sitting eside a fucking deer feeding it some of my timmies and the berries i found. He thinks we canadians are animal talkers and are going to take over the world with the wild.
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